i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
Me when I fall asleep
so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks
I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.
He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.
of all things, this is my first post to break 1k notes.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
Krypto upstages Conner.
Adventure Comics #1.
overload of cuteness…
you got a fuckin problem officer
all this toilet paper and you still aint shit