I have seen my first real Jack in the Box restaurant. From the car while passing it.

Wishing all this were done and over already and we could just go home tomorrow. But im guessing that’s a big no since mom wants to see our family out here before we go. Sigh.

suckmymara:

People on here fight for the moral and intellectual high ground in the lowest, stupidest ways possible sometimes and that’s really funny to me.

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

lauriejuspeczyk:

cosmo tip #2414 if your partner is feeling nervous, remind him that if he doesn’t pilot the robot Rei will have to

worldwidedweeb:

“Hey remember that one time in 6th grade when you-“